1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,197 So, what do you Guys think of The new floor? 2 00:00:01,198 --> 00:00:02,923 It smells like The old floor, Doesn’t it? 3 00:00:02,924 --> 00:00:03,858 You know, Coffee... 4 00:00:05,066 --> 00:00:08,264 Toner. Yeah. Broken dreams.And just A hint of Cinnamon. You know, I miss The traders who Used to be here. 5 00:00:09,924 --> 00:00:13,999 They were Teaching me all Their hand signals.Ah, yeah... Watch this. Watch this. I just sold 700 Shares of fromage International inc. 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,560 Wow. Or, you Told this guy To steal third. 7 00:00:15,561 --> 00:00:17,725 You know, I heard those Guys got 7 to 10 8 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:18,858 For insider Trading. 9 00:00:19,693 --> 00:00:21,857 No. Yeah.What’s the Hand signal For "Don’t Put your dick In my bum"? 10 00:00:22,726 --> 00:00:23,857 I’m barry. I’ll be Running things 11 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,065 Here on the 45th floor. 12 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,692 Take a look around. What do you see? 13 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,857 Excellent Workmanship? 14 00:00:27,858 --> 00:00:29,197 Attention To detail? 15 00:00:29,198 --> 00:00:30,197 An absence Of black mould? 16 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:32,956 And we all know How bad black Mould can be. Hmm? 17 00:00:32,957 --> 00:00:33,999 No offence. 18 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,098 The mould is bad, Not the people. 19 00:00:35,099 --> 00:00:37,494 Although, there Are some bad Black people. 20 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,791 No, not you, morris. 21 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:40,131 Don’t patronize him. 22 00:00:40,132 --> 00:00:41,461 He’s an asshole And he knows it. 23 00:00:41,462 --> 00:00:43,098 Anyway, we’re On 45 now 24 00:00:43,099 --> 00:00:44,461 And I think we’re Going to love it. 25 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,296 I mean, look At the quality That’s around you. 26 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:49,791 I mean, those Are reinforced, Double-paned, 27 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:52,099 Bullet-proof windows. 28 00:00:52,363 --> 00:00:55,660 Believe me, you Couldn’t do this On the 49th floor. 29 00:00:57,264 --> 00:00:58,560 Woo-hoo! 30 00:01:04,792 --> 00:01:09,297 Looks like I’m going To need another Fifth for poker. 31 00:01:13,396 --> 00:01:15,395 One, two, three, four! 32 00:01:20,858 --> 00:01:22,329 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 33 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:24,131 ♪ he’s got the world In his hand ♪ 34 00:01:24,132 --> 00:01:25,461 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 35 00:01:25,462 --> 00:01:27,626 ♪ the work is never done 36 00:01:27,627 --> 00:01:30,527 ♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh 37 00:01:30,528 --> 00:01:33,032 ♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho 38 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:34,593 Huh! 39 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,593 ♪ I am the working man 40 00:01:35,594 --> 00:01:37,527 ♪ through the night Till the morning sun ♪ 41 00:01:37,528 --> 00:01:38,857 ♪ I am the working man 42 00:01:38,858 --> 00:01:40,461 ♪ the work is never done 43 00:01:40,462 --> 00:01:43,593 ♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 44 00:01:43,594 --> 00:01:45,197 Hey! Hey! ♪ way-oh-way 45 00:01:46,297 --> 00:01:47,560 ♪ pray for The working man ♪ 46 00:01:47,561 --> 00:01:49,296 ♪ always there With a helping hand ♪ 47 00:01:49,297 --> 00:01:50,791 ♪ pray for The working man ♪ 48 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:52,263 ♪ the work is never done 49 00:01:52,264 --> 00:01:53,527 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 50 00:01:53,528 --> 00:01:55,164 ♪ another day Has just begun ♪ 51 00:01:55,165 --> 00:01:56,593 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 52 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,891 ♪ it’s never friggin’ done 53 00:02:04,528 --> 00:02:06,593 That was the Most depressing Funeral ever. 54 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,758 Yeah. You know what Was weird? 55 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:11,824 That there were only Ten people there Including the corpse? 56 00:02:11,825 --> 00:02:12,824 No. No. 57 00:02:12,825 --> 00:02:14,296 The open casket. 58 00:02:14,297 --> 00:02:15,197 Ah, yeah. 59 00:02:15,198 --> 00:02:17,725 But those Hors d’oeuvres Were unbelievable. 60 00:02:17,726 --> 00:02:20,131 That artichoke dip Was to die for. 61 00:02:20,132 --> 00:02:21,329 So to speak. 62 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:22,560 All right, look, Enough death talk. 63 00:02:22,561 --> 00:02:24,659 It’s time to Play poker with The big boys. 64 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:27,032 Clark, we just saw A lonely man get buried 65 00:02:27,033 --> 00:02:29,032 In a plastic casket With nothing to Show for his life 66 00:02:29,033 --> 00:02:32,230 But a dozen bowling Trophies and polaroids Of his ex-wife. 67 00:02:32,231 --> 00:02:33,428 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Snap out of it. 68 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:35,197 Look, there are titans Of industry in there 69 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:37,197 Dying to throw their Money into our pockets. 70 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,264 It’s now or never. 71 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,032 There’s going To be snacks. 72 00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:44,527 Ooh! Titan snacks. Yeah. 73 00:02:44,528 --> 00:02:46,725 Barry would have Wanted it this way. 74 00:02:46,726 --> 00:02:48,099 Yeah. 75 00:02:48,495 --> 00:02:49,593 Gentlemen, Good evening. 76 00:02:49,594 --> 00:02:50,560 Sit down, gents. 77 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,395 Take larry’s Seat, stan. 78 00:02:52,396 --> 00:02:53,824 You mean, barry. 79 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,659 Why not? 80 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:57,758 Just be cool, Like barry’s corpse. 81 00:02:57,759 --> 00:02:59,659 So, is your boat still In the water, maury? 82 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:01,659 I sold it. Wife number three 83 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:03,560 Bought it for me For my birthday. 84 00:03:03,561 --> 00:03:04,626 I have a boat... 85 00:03:04,627 --> 00:03:06,362 On my dime. 86 00:03:06,363 --> 00:03:07,890 Who invited The pizza boy? 87 00:03:07,891 --> 00:03:08,923 Don’t mind him. 88 00:03:08,924 --> 00:03:09,956 He’s mildly retarded. 89 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,923 Goddamn equal Opportunity. 90 00:03:11,924 --> 00:03:14,428 Ah, stan here works In our law firm. 91 00:03:14,429 --> 00:03:15,956 He’s a damn Good lawyer. 92 00:03:15,957 --> 00:03:16,626 Yes, I am. 93 00:03:16,627 --> 00:03:18,395 But I’m not much Of a poker player, 94 00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:19,527 So I’ll probably Fold a lot. 95 00:03:19,528 --> 00:03:22,263 I might even sit Out a few hands And just watch. 96 00:03:22,264 --> 00:03:23,395 And, hey, if we get Bored of poker, 97 00:03:23,396 --> 00:03:25,494 Maybe we can play A couple of games Of crazy eights? 98 00:03:25,495 --> 00:03:28,494 Way to blend, Maverick. 99 00:03:28,495 --> 00:03:30,000 Let’s play. 100 00:03:34,891 --> 00:03:36,395 Your bet, luigi. 101 00:03:36,396 --> 00:03:37,660 Shh. 102 00:03:38,924 --> 00:03:39,999 What’ll it be? 103 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,131 All right. 104 00:03:41,132 --> 00:03:43,594 I call, right? 105 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:46,890 Uh, all in. 106 00:03:46,891 --> 00:03:48,923 All in, babies. 107 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,429 Read ’em and weep. 108 00:03:59,231 --> 00:04:00,956 How am I supposed To pay the guy? 109 00:04:00,957 --> 00:04:02,164 I don’t know. Sell a kidney. 110 00:04:02,165 --> 00:04:04,428 Look, it’s pocket Change for the Old curmudgeon. 111 00:04:04,429 --> 00:04:06,230 He’s probably Forgotten about It already. 112 00:04:06,231 --> 00:04:07,461 You think? Shit, yes. 113 00:04:08,693 --> 00:04:09,593 Oh. Speak Of the devil. 114 00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:12,890 You guys talking About satan, At this hour? 115 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:15,362 How are you Doing, sir? 116 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:17,560 How you liking The new... The new floor? 117 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,098 You call this A floor? 118 00:04:19,099 --> 00:04:21,527 We had a floor Back in ’52, 119 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:22,362 It was so glorious, 120 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,395 People walked around Without their shoes. 121 00:04:24,396 --> 00:04:25,956 Look, what do You guys want? 122 00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:28,725 Uh, you came into My office, sir. 123 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,198 Good eye, Clarky. 124 00:04:33,165 --> 00:04:35,758 Give me a moment Here with stan, Will you?Uh... Yeah, certainly. 125 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:38,824 Yeah, it’s time for My mid-morning snack. 126 00:04:38,825 --> 00:04:39,824 I’m on the zone. 127 00:04:39,825 --> 00:04:41,231 Bon appetit. 128 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:43,692 Now listen here, You little shit. 129 00:04:43,693 --> 00:04:46,758 I want my 68 large By wednesday 130 00:04:46,759 --> 00:04:49,725 Or I’ll split you From neck to nuts. 131 00:04:49,726 --> 00:04:50,626 Wednesday. 132 00:04:50,627 --> 00:04:52,296 Today’s wednesday. 133 00:04:52,297 --> 00:04:53,924 Friday! 134 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:59,065 Careful, meathead, Robin’s on the warpath. 135 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,296 Yeah, thanks, maxine. 136 00:05:00,297 --> 00:05:02,956 But I think I know My way around women. 137 00:05:02,957 --> 00:05:04,297 Oh, sorry. 138 00:05:11,825 --> 00:05:14,230 And how are you Today, madame? 139 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,428 Don’t you miss The days 140 00:05:15,429 --> 00:05:16,659 When people called Each other "Madame"? 141 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:19,999 I... I guess They still do in Brothels and stuff. 142 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,032 Not that I know. 143 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:23,824 No, I do. I do. 144 00:05:23,825 --> 00:05:25,164 What do you Want, murray? 145 00:05:25,165 --> 00:05:27,626 I’m looking for The welland casselman Your ends. 146 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:31,099 Not "Your" end, The... Year ends. 147 00:05:34,726 --> 00:05:36,065 Okay, go away now. 148 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:37,494 What, is it That time of The month? 149 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:41,132 I’m just kidding. I’m kidding. 150 00:05:45,165 --> 00:05:46,594 You... 151 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:54,132 Robin’s phone, uh, Murray stipple speaking. 152 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:56,791 Oh hey, robin’s mom. 153 00:05:56,792 --> 00:05:58,560 Ah, no, you Just missed her. 154 00:05:58,561 --> 00:06:01,330 Uh, is there a message That I can give her? 155 00:06:02,132 --> 00:06:03,363 Uh-huh. 156 00:06:04,957 --> 00:06:08,065 Yeah.Oh. Okay, so that’s Why she’s been such A cranky-pants. 157 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:09,626 I thought ’cause She was on the rag. 158 00:06:09,627 --> 00:06:11,758 No, I’m just kidding. 159 00:06:11,759 --> 00:06:12,626 I’m just kidding. 160 00:06:12,627 --> 00:06:16,725 Well, I thank you, Madame, and I hope That one day soon... 161 00:06:16,726 --> 00:06:18,131 Oh, okay, bye-bye. 162 00:06:18,132 --> 00:06:20,131 What the hell am I supposed to do? 163 00:06:20,132 --> 00:06:21,329 I don’t have $68,000. 164 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:23,560 Then you shouldn’t Have bet it. Clark. 165 00:06:23,561 --> 00:06:25,428 No. I can’t lend You $68,000. 166 00:06:25,429 --> 00:06:25,956 What about 67,000? 167 00:06:25,957 --> 00:06:28,626 Look, all my Money’s tied up in Philanthropy. Asbestos, 168 00:06:28,627 --> 00:06:31,428 Filipino... Hey, bros. How’s it hanging? 169 00:06:31,429 --> 00:06:32,890 A little to The right myself. 170 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,758 Never mind. Never mind. 171 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:37,230 So I figured out What’s wrong with Our girl, robin. 172 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,098 Her left Eye’s lazy? 173 00:06:38,099 --> 00:06:39,230 She’s got a yanni Screensaver? 174 00:06:39,231 --> 00:06:40,659 No. It’s her Birthday today 175 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:41,824 And everybody Forgot. 176 00:06:41,825 --> 00:06:44,230 So I’m throwing A little Surprise party 177 00:06:44,231 --> 00:06:45,857 In the employee Lounge. 178 00:06:45,858 --> 00:06:47,395 It’s going to be sweet. 179 00:06:47,396 --> 00:06:49,825 All right, I’ll See you guys there. 180 00:06:50,693 --> 00:06:52,197 Ah. A surprise party For robin. 181 00:06:52,198 --> 00:06:53,593 Yeah. What are you Thinking? 182 00:06:53,594 --> 00:06:54,824 Titanic, Hindenburg? 183 00:06:54,825 --> 00:06:56,330 More like 9/11. 184 00:06:57,264 --> 00:06:59,858 Still too soon? Mmm... 185 00:07:00,396 --> 00:07:01,263 Who touched my tit? 186 00:07:01,264 --> 00:07:02,692 Which one? The real one. 187 00:07:02,693 --> 00:07:03,999 I did. 188 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,692 Do it again. 189 00:07:04,693 --> 00:07:05,857 Shh. She’s coming, She’s coming. 190 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:06,857 Remember, guys, Nice and loud. 191 00:07:06,858 --> 00:07:08,527 Okay, do it Till it hurts! 192 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:11,528 No, just kidding. Just kidding. 193 00:07:14,561 --> 00:07:16,560 Surprise! 194 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,131 Happy birthday! 195 00:07:18,132 --> 00:07:19,999 Whose brilliant Idea was this? 196 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,956 That’d be Mine, darlin’. 197 00:07:21,957 --> 00:07:23,197 Happy birthday! 198 00:07:23,198 --> 00:07:24,032 Oh! 199 00:07:24,033 --> 00:07:25,527 Oh, sorry. Oop! 200 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,164 Oh. Oh. 201 00:07:27,165 --> 00:07:29,230 Oh, that was Expensive. 202 00:07:31,561 --> 00:07:33,132 Get off me. 203 00:07:35,561 --> 00:07:37,593 How could you let Murray throw me A birthday party? 204 00:07:37,594 --> 00:07:39,197 I got problems Of my own, robin. 205 00:07:39,198 --> 00:07:41,395 I owe fagen $68,000. 206 00:07:41,396 --> 00:07:42,428 What? Yeah. 207 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:43,428 I don’t care. 208 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:46,429 My life... 209 00:07:47,132 --> 00:07:50,626 Is pathetic.What are you Talking about? Most 29-year-olds Haven’t accomplished Half as much as you. 210 00:07:50,627 --> 00:07:52,198 Yeah... 211 00:07:53,231 --> 00:07:55,230 What? Nothing.What? Nothing. Do I seriously have To say "What" again? 212 00:07:55,231 --> 00:07:57,462 Come on. How bad Could this be? 213 00:08:00,429 --> 00:08:01,527 I’m 35. 214 00:08:01,528 --> 00:08:03,032 You’re 35? 215 00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:03,890 What happened? 216 00:08:03,891 --> 00:08:05,263 Weren’t you, Like, 28 Last year? 217 00:08:05,264 --> 00:08:07,230 I’ve been 28 for The last 5 years. 218 00:08:07,231 --> 00:08:08,923 Well, that Makes you 33. 219 00:08:08,924 --> 00:08:11,560 Well, I was 27 For three years Before that. 220 00:08:11,561 --> 00:08:12,197 O-oh. 221 00:08:12,198 --> 00:08:13,164 Do me a favour, sam. Yeah. 222 00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:14,824 Don’t tell anyone About the age thing. 223 00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:18,495 I think next year, I Might try and turn 30. 224 00:08:20,495 --> 00:08:22,230 No problem, robin. 225 00:08:22,231 --> 00:08:23,692 That’s what Friends are for. 226 00:08:23,693 --> 00:08:25,296 I’m not lending You $68,000. 227 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,395 Fair enough. 228 00:08:30,264 --> 00:08:31,956 Oh, my god. 229 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:33,594 You’re 35? 230 00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:37,362 Oh... 231 00:08:37,363 --> 00:08:37,999 Hey, you. 232 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,824 Hey. I salvaged you a Little bit of cake. 233 00:08:39,825 --> 00:08:42,296 It’s got Some carpet-y Aftertaste to it, 234 00:08:42,297 --> 00:08:43,164 But it’s Still good. 235 00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:45,230 Still not lending You the money. 236 00:08:45,231 --> 00:08:47,197 You’ve got a Nice golf swing. 237 00:08:47,198 --> 00:08:48,659 Very little Head movement. 238 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:49,758 Thanks. 239 00:08:49,759 --> 00:08:51,462 Wait a second! Doesn’t Your father golf? 240 00:08:54,099 --> 00:08:56,527 Wh... In those Rich guy golf Tourney thingies...With rich guys? Look, I’m not Borrowing money From my dad for you. 241 00:08:56,528 --> 00:08:59,461 Why not? ’cause. We claxtons 242 00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:01,461 No hugging, No helping, No foreigners. 243 00:09:01,462 --> 00:09:02,428 No exceptions? 244 00:09:02,429 --> 00:09:03,494 Only for nannies. 245 00:09:03,495 --> 00:09:04,626 Mmm, consuela. 246 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,395 Look, sam, my father’s Surrounded by people 247 00:09:07,396 --> 00:09:07,999 Who are in Debt to him. 248 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,956 He gets off on People owing Him something 249 00:09:09,957 --> 00:09:11,791 So I vowed I’d never be one Of those people. 250 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,956 You don’t have To be one of Those people. 251 00:09:13,957 --> 00:09:15,461 I’ll ask him. 252 00:09:15,462 --> 00:09:16,758 Really? Yeah. 253 00:09:16,759 --> 00:09:18,230 You want To do that? Huh! 254 00:09:18,231 --> 00:09:20,527 Fine. I’ll give You his number. 255 00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:25,494 Hey, birthday girl. 256 00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:28,890 Look, I wanted To apologize For the stains. 257 00:09:28,891 --> 00:09:31,296 Uh, and if you Remove your sweater And brassiere, 258 00:09:31,297 --> 00:09:32,791 I will personally Hand-wash them. 259 00:09:32,792 --> 00:09:34,362 I’m just kidding. 260 00:09:34,363 --> 00:09:35,923 And, you know, let Me just say this 261 00:09:35,924 --> 00:09:37,890 About the whole Birthday "Thang". 262 00:09:37,891 --> 00:09:39,857 Uh, you don’t have To be p.O.’ed 263 00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:40,692 That you’re Getting old. 264 00:09:40,693 --> 00:09:43,230 Me? I... I Find the older Ladies attractive. 265 00:09:43,231 --> 00:09:44,659 I like the cougars. 266 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:49,395 Uh, so if you’re Worried about the Big "M"-o-pause, 267 00:09:49,396 --> 00:09:52,362 For me, it’s Not an issue. 268 00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:54,956 Besides, if you Have a kid this Late in the game 269 00:09:54,957 --> 00:09:57,033 It would Probably be slow. 270 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,329 You notice how I Didn’t say retarded? 271 00:10:13,924 --> 00:10:17,033 I’m going to go Do some stuff. 272 00:10:18,858 --> 00:10:20,923 Tell me some things About clark jr. 273 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,560 What’s he into These days, you know? 274 00:10:22,561 --> 00:10:25,956 Last time I Checked, it was Those "Thundercats". 275 00:10:25,957 --> 00:10:28,890 He was always yelling "Thundercats, roar!" 276 00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:31,395 Drove me fucking Crazy, actually. 277 00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:32,659 Yeah. Uh... 278 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:36,593 No, these days he’s More into, uh... 279 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,033 Filipinos. 280 00:10:41,825 --> 00:10:43,890 Jesus christ, Ladyboys?No. More like from An investment Perspective. 281 00:10:43,891 --> 00:10:47,791 Oh. That’s Not a good Idea either, sam. 282 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,725 Never invest in A catholic nation. 283 00:10:49,726 --> 00:10:53,032 Can’t trust people Who aren’t allowed To jerk off. 284 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,065 Yeah. I’ll keep That in mind, sir. 285 00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:56,593 If we could get Back to the point Of this meeting, 286 00:10:56,594 --> 00:10:57,999 Uh... Yeah. 287 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,396 I’m all ears. 288 00:11:00,891 --> 00:11:02,758 I’m about to ask you A really big favour. 289 00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:03,956 I seem to have Gotten myself 290 00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:05,626 Into a little bit Of trouble and... 291 00:11:05,627 --> 00:11:07,098 This isn’t One of those "A pimp found out 292 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,098 About your special Needs from one Of his whores 293 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:10,692 And now he’s Trying to extort Money from you 294 00:11:10,693 --> 00:11:13,230 So you have to Have him killed" Thing, is it? 295 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:15,923 No. No, Just gambling. 296 00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:17,330 Huh! 297 00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:19,462 How much? 298 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,999 $68,000... 299 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,758 Ish. No problem. 300 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:27,758 What do you need, Cash, cheque... 301 00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:29,032 Gold bullion? 302 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,494 Cheque would be fine. 303 00:11:30,495 --> 00:11:32,230 Whatever. I piss money. 304 00:11:32,231 --> 00:11:33,593 Oh, ho... Wow! 305 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:36,428 I cannot Tell you what A relief this is. 306 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,131 I don’t care What it takes, 307 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,659 I’m going to Pay you back. 308 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,296 Yeah... 309 00:11:42,297 --> 00:11:45,825 I tell you, I have An idea about that. 310 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:47,791 Anything. 311 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:50,395 Hmm. Yeah. 312 00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:52,561 I want you to Have sex with me. 313 00:11:56,561 --> 00:11:57,957 That’s so good. 314 00:11:59,297 --> 00:12:00,395 Yeah... 315 00:12:08,231 --> 00:12:10,329 Tell me some things About your dad, clark. 316 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,428 What kind of things? 317 00:12:11,429 --> 00:12:13,494 Oh, you know, What kind of foods Does he like? 318 00:12:13,495 --> 00:12:14,296 Does he have Any hobbies? 319 00:12:14,297 --> 00:12:17,197 Um, I think he’s Into war figurines. 320 00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:18,791 Well, that sounds Kind of gay. Hmm? 321 00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:21,164 I had a very Interesting conversation With your father. 322 00:12:21,165 --> 00:12:23,197 Yeah? Is he lending You the money? 323 00:12:23,198 --> 00:12:25,098 Oh, I got A conditional yes. 324 00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:26,626 Conditional upon... 325 00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:28,263 Your father Said he’d lend Me the money 326 00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:29,297 If I slept With him. 327 00:12:30,528 --> 00:12:34,362 Heh, you mean, Like a nap?Oh yeah, the kind of nap Where I take my pants off And he has sex with me. 328 00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:37,725 Come on. No. 329 00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:38,824 C’mon, he’s got to be Fucking with you. 330 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,890 Poor choice of words. No, no, no. This Can’t be right. 331 00:12:40,891 --> 00:12:43,924 I’m telling you. Your pappy’s developed A taste for wang. 332 00:12:44,924 --> 00:12:49,659 Get the fuck Out of here.I’ll leave you two Alone to let you have Some father-son-why- You-want-to-fuck- My-friend time. 333 00:12:52,726 --> 00:12:55,065 I didn’t always Want to be a lawyer. 334 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,527 I wanted to Play the bongos. 335 00:12:56,528 --> 00:13:01,626 I called myself Bongo pete. I had A little goatee. 336 00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:04,263 There was no Money in bongos. 337 00:13:04,264 --> 00:13:04,857 Never will be. 338 00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:08,693 The only money is in Screwing people over. 339 00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:11,758 Don’t forget! Friday. 340 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:12,824 Sir, I... 341 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,362 I-I’m doing Everything I can. 342 00:13:14,363 --> 00:13:16,098 You know what I’m doing tonight? 343 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,956 "Roadshow treasures" Is in town. 344 00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:19,923 I’ve got this funny Little candlestick 345 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,362 With two dancing Mice on it. 346 00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:22,758 At least, I think They’re dancing, 347 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:23,791 They might Be fighting. 348 00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:26,857 Anyway, I’m going to Have it appraised. 349 00:13:26,858 --> 00:13:29,528 You know what I mean, You little bastard? 350 00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:32,099 Uh... Yes? 351 00:13:32,891 --> 00:13:35,329 I’m glad we had This little chat. 352 00:13:38,891 --> 00:13:40,428 So after cheating On my mother 353 00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:42,230 With every whore This side of bangkok, 354 00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:44,593 You’re suddenly digging In the other garden? 355 00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:47,329 Well, I’ll Tell you, son. 356 00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:50,197 I’ve been to Every continent On the planet. 357 00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:51,560 I make ridiculous Amounts of money. 358 00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:55,659 I’ve made love to some Of the most beautiful Women in the world, 359 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,428 And your mother. 360 00:13:56,429 --> 00:13:57,890 So now, there’s Nothing left To conquer 361 00:13:57,891 --> 00:14:01,626 So I’m banging dudes And loving it. 362 00:14:03,231 --> 00:14:05,527 Couldn’t you just Take up badminton? 363 00:14:05,528 --> 00:14:06,758 Well... 364 00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:09,395 A lot of little asian Kids play that, huh? 365 00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:10,032 Yeah. 366 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,329 They must be Nimble as hell. 367 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,428 Dad, look, For my sake, 368 00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:17,659 Can you please just Stay in the closet For a little while? 369 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,461 Or I retire. 370 00:14:18,462 --> 00:14:20,296 Then you can fag it up All you want. 371 00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:21,824 Oh, for chrissakes. 372 00:14:21,825 --> 00:14:23,999 Do you honestly Believe that I’m a fruitcake? 373 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,330 Well, what’s All this about Sleeping with sam? 374 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,692 I was trying to Get your attention.Ah... For the love Of god, What has gone So wrong with Our relationship 375 00:14:30,693 --> 00:14:33,230 That my own son Can’t call me up To ask for money 376 00:14:33,231 --> 00:14:35,098 To pay off His friend’s Gambling debt? 377 00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:36,692 Well, it’s nothing Personal, dad, 378 00:14:36,693 --> 00:14:38,296 It’s just that I hate you. 379 00:14:38,297 --> 00:14:39,693 I always have. 380 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,164 Huh. 381 00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:42,890 You’re a claxton Through and through, 382 00:14:42,891 --> 00:14:44,032 Aren’t you, son? 383 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,594 Yeah. 384 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:48,362 You come from A long line of Father-haters 385 00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:50,594 And I respect That about you. 386 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,461 Remember the first time You tried to kill me? 387 00:14:53,462 --> 00:14:54,065 Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. 388 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:57,461 I woke up with Your little hands Around my throat. 389 00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:58,824 Christmas of ’78. 390 00:14:58,825 --> 00:14:59,890 That’s right. Yeah. 391 00:14:59,891 --> 00:15:02,891 Wait, wait, wait. Where’s this going? 392 00:15:03,198 --> 00:15:04,659 I think we need To bond, son. 393 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:05,297 Oh... 394 00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:09,296 But we have To do it today,’cause I’m swamped Till the 18th. No, no, no. You Can’t just erase Years of neglect 395 00:15:09,297 --> 00:15:11,461 With a few hours Of bonding. 396 00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,066 Who says? I do. 397 00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:15,725 I’ll tell you what. 398 00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:17,165 We both seem To like fucking 399 00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:22,825 With that little gnome Friend of yours, right?True. What do you say we do Some of that together? 400 00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:25,692 All right. Yeah. 401 00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:28,131 I’ll bond with You... "Dad". 402 00:15:28,132 --> 00:15:29,956 But you got to make Good on that $68,000. 403 00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:32,791 Huh. You really Love your little Sammy, don’t you? 404 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:36,891 Yeah. I mean, Not how you want To love him, but... 405 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,231 Hmm. 406 00:15:42,264 --> 00:15:43,626 How you doing? 407 00:15:43,627 --> 00:15:44,891 Fine. 408 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:47,725 You know one of My tits isn’t real? 409 00:15:47,726 --> 00:15:49,197 I know. The left one. 410 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,098 You had it removed Because of cancer. 411 00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:52,428 You bring it up All the time. 412 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,395 It’s an ice-breaker. 413 00:15:53,396 --> 00:15:54,461 I just want to be alone. 414 00:15:54,462 --> 00:15:56,065 I know what you’re Going through. 415 00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:59,461 You were young, You started out with Hopes and aspirations 416 00:15:59,462 --> 00:16:01,461 And then you got to This point in your life 417 00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:02,362 And you realized Your dreams 418 00:16:02,363 --> 00:16:04,297 Were getting A little ahead of you. 419 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,032 What should I do? 420 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:06,956 Kill your dreams. 421 00:16:06,957 --> 00:16:08,527 Every damn One of them. 422 00:16:08,528 --> 00:16:10,659 It’ll hurt, But you’ll get Through it. 423 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,857 You’ll drink, 424 00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:13,296 You’ll throw Yourself into Your work, 425 00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:16,461 You’ll pop pills, You’ll whore Around some, 426 00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:17,890 You’ll botox Yourself silly. 427 00:16:17,891 --> 00:16:19,890 Whatever it Takes to shove It all down. 428 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,131 Then one day, 20 years from now, 429 00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:23,395 You’ll wake up and It’ll all be okay. 430 00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:26,626 Yeah, I don’t Know how it works, But it does. 431 00:16:33,957 --> 00:16:35,725 Think your Dad’s a pitcher Or a catcher? 432 00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:37,527 What am I saying? This is insane. 433 00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:39,230 I can’t fuck Your father. I’m not gay. 434 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,692 Well, it’s not gay If you’re doing It for money. 435 00:16:41,693 --> 00:16:42,824 Did you at least Talk to him? 436 00:16:42,825 --> 00:16:44,230 No. He’s been Out all day. 437 00:16:44,231 --> 00:16:46,494 But his secretary Said he’s on his Way over here. 438 00:16:46,495 --> 00:16:48,461 So look, just Relax. Okay? 439 00:16:48,462 --> 00:16:50,263 Just think of someone Better-looking. 440 00:16:50,264 --> 00:16:51,461 Clark, I can’t Do this! I... 441 00:16:51,462 --> 00:16:53,495 Hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey. Courage. Courage. 442 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:58,131 Now look, my dad’s A reasonable man.I’m sure the Two of you Can work something Out, okay? You think so? 443 00:16:58,132 --> 00:16:59,032 Yeah. Look, If you’re lucky 444 00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,758 You may be able to get Him down to a blowjob. 445 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:02,890 Huh? 446 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,593 Ooh, look, He’s going to Be here soon. 447 00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:06,461 Maybe you should Freshen up. 448 00:17:06,462 --> 00:17:07,428 Ahh! All right? 449 00:17:07,429 --> 00:17:09,659 My dad likes A clean man. 450 00:17:10,726 --> 00:17:12,132 Thank you. 451 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,263 Hey, I got A present for You. Come quick. 452 00:17:21,264 --> 00:17:22,527 Can’t you See I’m busy? 453 00:17:22,528 --> 00:17:23,494 Shredding? 454 00:17:23,495 --> 00:17:25,560 Destroying My life’s blueprint. 455 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:26,395 My five-year plan. 456 00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:27,593 That’s your Five-year plan? 457 00:17:27,594 --> 00:17:28,923 Well, this is Just year one. 458 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,560 I now realize I’ve set My expectations too high 459 00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:33,131 And the best I can hope for 460 00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:34,956 Is to be a glorified File clerk 461 00:17:34,957 --> 00:17:38,066 For the next three Years and die alone. 462 00:17:38,627 --> 00:17:41,230 Fuck it. Let me tell You a quick story. 463 00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:44,297 I’m really not up For any more pep Talks today, clark. 464 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:49,395 Shut up and Sit down.All right. So... When I was in Grade school, I had no friends. 465 00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:50,461 Shocking, Isn’t it? 466 00:17:50,462 --> 00:17:51,791 Hmm. You know the Kid you tease 467 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:53,692 ’cause his family Only has two Summer homes? 468 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:55,230 Well, that was Me. It sucked. 469 00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:57,560 So one day, I ran away. 470 00:17:57,561 --> 00:17:58,527 Yeah, I made it All the way 471 00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:00,626 To the dining room In the east wing. 472 00:18:00,627 --> 00:18:02,824 A few days later, My father found me, 473 00:18:02,825 --> 00:18:05,230 Or actually His valet, Mickey, did. 474 00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:06,395 And he gave You a big hug 475 00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,296 And let you cry On his shoulder? 476 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,230 No... 477 00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:11,131 Shut up, this Is my story. 478 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,164 Here. 479 00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:12,791 No. 480 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:13,692 Uh, my father put His arm around me 481 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:18,362 And he told Me that I was A fucking loser. 482 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,131 Yeah. 483 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,560 But he also told me 484 00:18:20,561 --> 00:18:22,659 That no matter how Big a loser I was, 485 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:23,626 Somewhere In the world 486 00:18:23,627 --> 00:18:26,924 There would always Be a bigger loser. 487 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,032 Is this supposed to Make me feel better? 488 00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,461 No. Not yet. 489 00:18:31,462 --> 00:18:33,758 But come with Me. Quick. 490 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,923 Hey, mr. Claxton. 491 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,395 Listen, I... I wanted To talk to you, uh... 492 00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:49,065 Mano a... A mano. 493 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:49,692 Hey. Hey. 494 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:53,033 Let’s save That for after. Okay, lover? 495 00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:54,296 Step into The light there, 496 00:18:54,297 --> 00:18:56,957 Let me have a good Look at your physique. 497 00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:01,923 Sweet. 498 00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:03,065 Take off Your clothes. 499 00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:05,494 Okay, see, I’m not Really comfortable With that. 500 00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:06,890 Just loosen your Tie a bit, sam. 501 00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:08,329 I’ll get you there, Don’t worry. 502 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,890 Sir... Is there Anything else I Could do for you? 503 00:19:11,891 --> 00:19:13,363 Off with the pants. 504 00:19:16,462 --> 00:19:18,098 Oh yeah. 505 00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:20,725 Mr. Claxton: Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. 506 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,593 Come on, You can do it. 507 00:19:23,594 --> 00:19:25,824 Oh, yeah. Sweet. 508 00:19:25,825 --> 00:19:28,891 Now, unbutton Your shirt, 509 00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:34,098 Tie it up into A daisy duke.Come on! Mr. Claxton: You want the Money, don’t you? 510 00:19:34,099 --> 00:19:35,429 Okay. 511 00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:38,824 Slowly, Slowly, slowly. 512 00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:39,527 Unbutton slowly. 513 00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:44,462 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 514 00:19:44,891 --> 00:19:47,164 A daisy duke. Like this? 515 00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:48,164 Uh-huh. 516 00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:50,098 Okay. 517 00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:51,330 Mmm! 518 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,999 Nice. Thank you. 519 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,857 Now, strike a pose 520 00:19:54,858 --> 00:19:57,858 And show me those Bedroom eyes. 521 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,956 What are you going To do with that? 522 00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:07,165 Shake your Shoulders for me. 523 00:20:10,066 --> 00:20:11,329 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 524 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,999 Shake ’em. Shake ’em. Shake ’em. 525 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,791 Oh yeah. 526 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,197 Keep it sexy. Keep it sexy. 527 00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:17,528 Not vulgar. 528 00:20:19,066 --> 00:20:20,561 Mmm. Yeah. 529 00:20:21,957 --> 00:20:25,462 Now happy feet. What’s happy feet? Give me happy feet, You son of a bitch! 530 00:20:26,165 --> 00:20:27,593 Mmm! Oh, Good god, 531 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,858 I’m as hard as german Steel over here, boy! 532 00:20:30,957 --> 00:20:34,033 Oh, god.Mmm! Okay, now one foot Happy, one foot sad. 533 00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:38,131 Yeah. Mmm, Mmm, mmm. 534 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,098 Oh, god. Thank god! 535 00:20:44,099 --> 00:20:45,263 I thought, uh... 536 00:20:45,264 --> 00:20:45,999 Oh yeah. 537 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,758 That is worth $68,000. 538 00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:50,462 Let me see that. 539 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,626 Oh. 540 00:20:56,759 --> 00:20:57,692 Now this candelabra 541 00:20:57,693 --> 00:21:01,791 Is from 18th Century france. 542 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,626 There were Only 11 made. 543 00:21:03,627 --> 00:21:04,462 But the point is, 544 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,692 Are these mice Fighting or dancing?I mean, look at it. This one’s got his hand On the other one’s back. 545 00:21:07,693 --> 00:21:10,758 This one looks like He’s going to give Him a rabbit punch. 546 00:21:10,759 --> 00:21:12,956 This one looks Like he’s doing A karate chop. 547 00:21:12,957 --> 00:21:14,593 Every morning, I wake up 548 00:21:14,594 --> 00:21:16,362 And this candlestick Is mocking me. 549 00:21:16,363 --> 00:21:18,692 Fighting or dancing? Fighting or dancing? 550 00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:19,329 Well, actually, 551 00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,527 This is a fornication Candelabra, sir. 552 00:21:21,528 --> 00:21:23,230 So these mice Are screwing? 553 00:21:23,231 --> 00:21:23,758 Yes. 554 00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:25,494 Do you realize This candelabra 555 00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:29,230 Is worth over $75,000? 556 00:21:29,231 --> 00:21:30,230 That’s a lot of crap. 557 00:21:30,231 --> 00:21:31,197 They should be dancing. 558 00:21:31,198 --> 00:21:32,560 No, sir. That can’t be. 559 00:21:32,561 --> 00:21:34,065 I mean, nobody Makes love like that. 560 00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:35,197 They’re like animals. 561 00:21:35,198 --> 00:21:36,098 What can I say? 562 00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:37,527 Ah! I’m sick of it. 563 00:21:37,528 --> 00:21:38,527 You take it. All these years, 564 00:21:38,528 --> 00:21:41,626 I thought it was going To be a celebration Of the dance. 565 00:21:41,627 --> 00:21:43,330 The magic is gone. 566 00:21:45,693 --> 00:21:47,956 One, two, three, four! 567 00:21:47,957 --> 00:21:49,659 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 568 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,626 ♪ he’s got the world In his hand ♪ 569 00:21:51,627 --> 00:21:53,461 ♪ all hail The working man ♪ 570 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:58,000 ♪ I am the working man 571 00:21:59,099 --> 00:22:00,999 ♪ I am the working man 572 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,296 ♪ the work is never done 573 00:22:03,297 --> 00:22:07,230 ♪ way-oh, way-oh-oh 574 00:22:07,231 --> 00:22:10,527 ♪ way-oh, way-oh-ho 575 00:22:10,528 --> 00:22:13,132 ♪ all hail the working man 576 00:22:14,198 --> 00:22:15,890 ♪ all hail the working man 577 00:22:15,891 --> 00:22:20,362 Closed captioned by Stancon video